What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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