Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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