FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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