There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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