it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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