We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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