your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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