That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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