the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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