yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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