Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
