All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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