Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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