What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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