Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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