discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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