I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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