bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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