Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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