Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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