this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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