Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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