I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
where are you?
Hypothermia
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
