ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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