Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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