I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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