Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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