Will you blow on my dice?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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