Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Randomize