he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Welp...herpes.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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