I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's not a walk of shame if you run
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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