16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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