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say what?
wanna hang out?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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