Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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