I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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