i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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