That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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