so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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