I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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