so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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