Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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