i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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