I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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