He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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