Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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