dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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