So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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