pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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