I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You took a bar mat shot.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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