Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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