Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
sarcasm needs its own font
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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